Morning Sex "
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Morning Sex "
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,”Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,"What was that all about?"
She explained,"The egg timer's broken."
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