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Post by marcel.crash on Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:36 am

Two Ice fishermen from Northern Ontario fall through the ice with their snow machine and drowned and wake up in hell.
The next day the devil stops in to meet them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire.
The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh?"
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat.
The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens.
The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh?"
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go.
The people are wailing and screaming everywhere.
He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and baseball hats, grilling
sausages, burgers, hot dogs and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in total misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."

The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Thunder Bay, so we've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's this friggin nice."

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight.
Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives.
The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
The next morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so
bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan, and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens, but this time they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like someone who has just won the lottery!
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turned up the heat you're happy! Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy! What in Hell is up with you two???"
The Canadians look at the devil in totally surprise."Don't you know notun, when Hell freezes over, it means the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup!!!"


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