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Old Age Health Care

Post by marcel.crash on Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:28 am





You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our NEW plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot four Politicians!!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need new glasses? No problem. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you they cannot afford for you to go into a nursing home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

The best part of this program. now that you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

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