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KIDS ARE CUTE

Post by marcel.crash on Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:04 pm



A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, “There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens.”
“How did you know?” his mother asked.
“Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied.
“I think it’s printed on the bottom.”

Another three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His
mother noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot.
She said, “Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet.”
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, “Don’t kid
me, Mom. They’re the only feet I got!”

On the first day of school, about midmorning, the
kindergarten teacher said, “If anyone has to go to the
bathroom, hold up two fingers.” A little voice from the back
of the room asked, “How will that help?”

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store
and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the
box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.
“What are you doing?” his mother asked.
“The box says not to eat them if the seal is broken,”
the boy explained. “I’m looking for the seal.”

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